I need a cute bug or pest joke that is kid friendly for a newsletter. Do you know any? Thanks!?

the grhopper jumps up on the bar and says fix me a drink. the barkeep says "we have a drink named after you". the grhopper says "really, you have a drink named Henry. Or this. I am a bug. People should never use foul language in my presence and I should always be allowed to go through the door first. What am I? "Ladybug"